Poll: Which situation do you fear most?
by admin on Wednesday, August 25th, 2010 | 21 Comments
1. Hunting with Dick Cheney
2. Driving with Lindsey Lohan
3. Reproducing with Britney Spears
4. Dining with Nicole Richie
5. Reasoning with Paris Hilton
all of the above
All of the above.
All of them except 4. That one sounds kind of appealing, because then I get to eat her food too.
none of them… my .40 cal can handle all of the above
They’re all prety scary but 1 & 2 can get you killed.
Hunting with Dick, you never know when his next target is YOUR FACE!
#1
Why? I’d be driving the car, I cannot reproduce w/ another female, not an issue for me w/ Nicole Richie but for herself, and finally b/c I’d just let Paris be Paris and laugh at what comes from her mouth.
no 3
3
Ha! Love this question!
I’d say trying to reason with Paris…she’s so loopey that it would probably be the most frustrating thing I ever tried to do!
1) I would solve the countries Vice President problem
2) Wouldn’t mind taking advantage of a drunk Lindsey
3) I am lacking the proper components
4) More for me
5) For a small fee I will do her reasoning for her
I think you just uncovered the 5 greatest fears of all mankind mate!
Very good one! * for you there!
Lovely weekend.
could I just wrestle with alligators instead?
All of the above, really, but if I have to choose one, it would be hunting with Dick Cheney My body may never be found.
4. but i would only fear it because i would eat more than i usually do. and because i couldn’t keep my hands to myself around her. i’d raise that kid with her.
ROFL
Well deftinitely not 4 cause like others have said, you get more helpings.
I’d say 2.
1. Hunting with Dick Cheney.
2 and 3 the most. I wouldnt do 2 because if I did, I would die. And I dont really want to die. 3 because I am striaght and a girl. I would do 1 because I could shoot Dick. I would do 4 because Nicole Richie is rich so she can buy me a fabulous meal. I would do 5 because Paris is so stupid, I could reason with her to buy me something expensive. Your really clever! These are funny!
What are you trying to do — give us nightmares???
Even though all 5 are scary, Dick Cheney LOOKS scary to me, so I’ll have to say 1)
5 ,,,,,,,,,, yeah 5
My worst nightmare !! LOL !!