Poll: Which situation do you fear most?

all of the above

All of them except 4. That one sounds kind of appealing, because then I get to eat her food too.

They’re all prety scary but 1 & 2 can get you killed.

#1

Why? I’d be driving the car, I cannot reproduce w/ another female, not an issue for me w/ Nicole Richie but for herself, and finally b/c I’d just let Paris be Paris and laugh at what comes from her mouth.

3

1) I would solve the countries Vice President problem
2) Wouldn’t mind taking advantage of a drunk Lindsey
3) I am lacking the proper components
4) More for me
5) For a small fee I will do her reasoning for her

could I just wrestle with alligators instead?

4. but i would only fear it because i would eat more than i usually do. and because i couldn’t keep my hands to myself around her. i’d raise that kid with her.

Well deftinitely not 4 cause like others have said, you get more helpings.
I’d say 2.

2 and 3 the most. I wouldnt do 2 because if I did, I would die. And I dont really want to die. 3 because I am striaght and a girl. I would do 1 because I could shoot Dick. I would do 4 because Nicole Richie is rich so she can buy me a fabulous meal. I would do 5 because Paris is so stupid, I could reason with her to buy me something expensive. Your really clever! These are funny!

5 ,,,,,,,,,, yeah 5
My worst nightmare !! LOL !!