joke…..why men prefer dogs?
the later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
if a dog is georgeous, other dogs wont hate it.
dogs dont notice if you call them by another dogs name.
dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
a dogs parents never visit.
dogs do not hate their bodies.
dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet.
dogs seldom outlive you.
dogs cant talk.
you never have to wait for a dog, they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
dogs find you amusing when you drink.
dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
another man will seldom steal your dog.
a dog wont wake you up at night and ask “if i die, will you get another dog?”
if a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
a dog will let you put a studded collar on them without calling you a pervert.
a dog wont hold out on you to get a new car.
if a dog smells another dog on you, he dont get mad. he thinks its interesting.
on a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
dogs dont let magazine articles guide their lives.
when your dog gets old, you still love it.
dogs like to ride in the back of pick-up trucks.
dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman Marcus.
if a dog leaves, he wont take half your stuff.
hahaha thats brilliant
Yeah, but the house training can be a problem. Thankfully it is only for a short time.
HAHA! ROFL! LMAO! LOL! You are so fucking funny! OMG that is hilarious!!
very witty
Dang! That hurts. lOl
Good one LOL I’m sure us men will suffer later on today LOL
yeah thats right 100% but dogs dont do washin ironin cookin cleanin sex masages emotional support nor wash dirty pants noor pk up drunk partener an hey lets face it whose breasts better to look at ha
Because men are dogs. So You Must Love Dogs.
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oops better take back the studded collar i bought you for xmas xxxx lol xxxx
very funny but for me i prefer snakes for pets
Nice info. But my dog when died after 14 years ,” It could not say he is sick & suddenly collapsed to death.”
hahaha,very funny.
Dogs drool, bitches rule!
A Blind person walking down Yonge Street in Toronto, commanded his dog to turn right to what he thought was the subway entrance.
He had miscalculated, and found himself completely disoriented in a dead-end alley.
A person saw his dilemma, and asked if he could help. “Yes, thank you” said the blind man, “I was trying to get to the subway.”
The man leaned over to the dog, and said slowly and distinctly into the dog’s ear, “TAKE – HIM – TO – THE – SUBWAY!”
Then there’s the guy who called his dog “Herpes” ’cause he wouldn’t heel
This web site lists 50 advantages for women to choose dogs over men!
hmm just like beer…men prefer beer coz it is always wet…
Ha ha ha ha ha!
That’s NICE!
Funny! 10!
giggle
now i know why i prefer dogs, hilarious hun, pmsl
star time
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again, excellent young lady
another star for your growing collection
They were great! Loved them! lol
Star for you! =)
YOU MEAN BITCHES DON’T LIKE US,BUT YOU ARE RIGHT THEY ARE ALWAYS AFTER WEALTH…