Do you think safety is for sissies?
by admin on Tuesday, August 31st, 2010 | 27 Comments
there should be random claymore mines in the streets. Snipers on every rooftop. You have to get out of “SAW” like death traps every morning to go to work and then when get there you must face a live grenade in a stone circle deathmatch as watch as Hilter, simon cowell, and the devil are the refs. All food contains fecal matter. Everyone IS out to try and kill you. You go hunting with Dick Cheney everyday. They have hooked electrodes up to everything that is metal in the world. The air is slowly being replaced with methane….even the sun is trying its hardest to give you sunburn
Could you live in a world this dangerous?
No way, Safety is important.
yeah i dont ever wear a helmet when i ride my hayabusa
yes!!
*jumps off a cliff*
i feel so freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
but probably not for long
um…..noooooooooooooooo
yep.
sounds fun.
I think safety are for smarties
Yeah I could live in a world like that, but with Simon Cowell there, I’m not so sure.
2nd answerer, has about 2 weeks to live, no helmet on motorcycle, specially a busa, is a sure death.
good luck mate, dont know where you live, but its required by law to wear a helmet DOT approved
Okay…go smoke a little more why don’t you.
errrrrrrr noooooo
Dude, I thought I had issues, until I read your question.
nope
we already live in a dangerous world,
don’t you read the news? or watch tv?
look around you,
life isn’t good anymore, you have to be very attentive of everything anymore
That sounds crazy. I have a question for you after that. What kind of drug did you take?
While it would make one mentally tough and deffinately support Darwin’s theory, “Survival of the fittest”, you have a really screwed up immagination. It may get to that point b/f we are through. As a matter of fact, that sounds a lot like Feluja.
“Could you live in a world this dangerous?”
Well, I guess if I had to, I’d have to.
no thank you
safety is important;
safety is not for sissies.
Safety is for people who have some idea of their own mortality and want to extend it as long as they can.
And no one could survive in the world you describe. But if you send me some of whatever you’re taking, I’ll give it a shot.
No. That kind of constant stress would shorten one’s lifespan considerably.
I already do….it’s a brave new world….oh yeah, I’m out to get you too
yeah it is.
life is just a ride
You just described an average day at my job from Hell. So far I’ve survived 8 yrs. but that could be because Dick Cheney didn’t start bringing his bazooka/flame thrower until last week. And actually, you know Simon is one of the better workers! Of course he keeps his trap shut around Satan, but Dick has a really good relationship with Assface (one of our nicknames for the devil) & they are always rough-housing with each other & playing practical jokes on everyone. Their “jokes” usually end with someone getting maimed, tortured, or dead, but I guess that’s what happens when you don’t have a union. (NO benefits, NO health insurance, NO vacation~ we DO get 6 days a year off for holidays, “Horny” is very adamant about that.
Ummm nope!
No, I’ve been in a car accident without a seat belt.
Writing a movie?
what
Another great question, thank you!
My initial thought was where all these school districts are not allowing kids to play dodge ball because it’s too dangerous. I don’t know about dangerous but one might feel a little sting.
I’m sorry but that’s just the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. If the kid doesn’t want to hurt no one is going to make them play! Get it over it people.
I think we start a national campaign to bring dodge ball back to school; both during p.e. and recess.