Are turkeys really real?
Turkeys live in the forests of America. They eat just about anything including grain, and pigs and small children who ask questions like “why do I have to eat my vegetables?” During the spring when searching for a mate, the males develop the capability to breath fire, and cause forests to ignite. Turkeys have no natural predators, except humans, who hunt them for their meat, skin, bones, blubber, ivory, pelt, teeth, claws, fur, and gallstones, and because they are pests and get into dairy farms and eat cows and tear the roofs off barns. Despite extensive efforts to wipe turkeys into extinction, they continue to increase and threaten the continued existence of the human race.
Someone told me this, and I was like, “They don’t exhist!”. Who’s the lier!?
Haha Poet, good one 
I’m sad now too
yes they are,
WHAT?!?
Of course they’re real…
“They eat just about anything including grain, and pigs and small children who ask questions like “why do I have to eat my vegetables?” LMAO XD
yes they are.
dang…what do u think man
you had me rolling until you spelled “exist” and “liar” wrong. Now I’m just sad.
yes and Jive turkeys are the most dangerous.
Yes, turkeys are really real, I believe they are served at thanksgiving and christmas dinners.
thats silly turkeys already secretly run our world.
*Reads the paragraph*
I have no comment.
most of that is a lie. but plain regular turkeys are reaal.
of course they are real. matter of fact i will be hunting them this weekend! =]
Right turkeys exist, but that specific description is a mutation of every fantastical animal trait and non-animal trait known to man and does not, in fact, exist.
of course they exist :p
nope no such thing, its a mystical creature from the ancient Greek times…
Turkeys exist… but not this kind of imaginary turkey you’re talking about. Although that would be awesome if they DID breathe fire, it would make Thanksgiving more interesting.
Did you just call me a jive turkey???
U probably should see some help
are you serious? i eat turkey like all the time,people do hunt them for their meat! go to a farm u will see turkeys!!
they are real we have them for thanks giving you can buy turkey at the store you have turkey’s in farms there every were
yes.. the turkey ate my twin sister…. i told her to shut up and eat her veggies… she should have listened..
The wild Turkeys are really hard to catch, you have to be care full as as you said, they breath fire, so you have to be care full you don’t get burned. Farmers have it pretty hard too as they do sneak onto farms and kill and eat the cows. 1 farmer lost almost an entire heard. 300 head. His kids used to ask the same questions abut why did they have to eat their veggies and his kids have gone missing.
We humans have to be very careful.
But, we can get our revenge on Thanksgiving.
your friend is absolutely right. you should use the utmost caution when entering the woods of america there are , however, certain precautions you can take to protect yourself if a need to venture off the paved path occur.
1-go naked. turkeys are known to be terrified of the sight of nudists. especially if you have a large gut… so get drinking.
2-talk incessantly about things like paris hilton or other other celebrity gossip. turkeys hate inane chatter.
3-if you must remain clothed, wear a blue bandanna, according to the fbi database, turkeys are affiliated with the notorious street gang the crips (and for the love of god do not wear a red one! i can’t stress that enough)
4-get a nice sundress with matching purse and pumps or a cut off t-shirt/wife beater with a mullet. turkeys have superb vision for movement and can see every color but transvestite and redneck
i hope this helps and for gods sake. be careful